The Ship's (b)Log

What time frame were you expecting?

Never a frown around with the Moss-man! Consumate sailor, hunter, duck-caller, and the list went on...

Got boat, got paint, got varnish, check! Got rot!??!! Fail*#&^!

Around and around it goes and whoops it just keeps on going. That's not right!

Watch your wake so things don't break.

Ned explains shit in the universe.

We did it. The second time worked. Ugh, I love yachting...

Follow the directions and it will be just fine.

How to express yourself politely while boating when things don't go well.